Josh.ai Introduces Vinny: The AI That Manages Your Smart Home & Your Money 💰

In a groundbreaking leap forward, Josh.ai is increasing its AI capabilities with Vinny — The world’s first intelligent assistant that automates your financial future.

DENVER, CO — April 1st, 2025 — For years, Josh.ai has been pushing the boundaries of AI in the connected home. From orchestrating natural control of every customer’s favorite devices to tapping into trillions of data points with the introduction of JoshGPT. On the heels of the company’s 2025 Winter Launch Event where they released JoshGPT 3.0, which is empowering clients with a personal sports center, conversational DJ, and mood lighting expert for effortless living experiences, Josh.ai is rolling out its most valuable AI feature yet.

Today, Josh.ai is enriching its luxury clientele’s lives even more with Vinny. A first of its kind AI investment assistant that makes owning a Josh.ai smart home not only worth it, but an invaluable user experience. To date, other assistants have only been able to answer questions about stocks and investments. Vinny takes proactive action by anticipating growth opportunities, integrating across supported bank accounts, and adapting its financial strategies based on each user’s preferences.

Vinny acts as your personal quantitative analyst projecting emerging market trends, future economic conditions, and compiling stock picks that are definite winners. Seasoned investors will enjoy adjusting Vinny’s risk and reward settings to dip into the worlds of futures trading, crypto currency, and sports gambling. Josh.ai has also collaborated with industry-leading partners to launch Vinny, including Robinhood, Coinbase, FanDuel, Polymarket, and Vinny’s cousin Sal from Atlantic City.

“Vinny is programmed with cutting-edge machine learning algorithms and intuitive understanding of institutional investing,” said Alex Capecelatro, CEO of Josh.ai. “It operates using the simple, yet effective double-or-nothing principles to ensure our customers are positioned to increase their financial fortunes. Our goal with Josh.ai is to power joyous experiences and thanks to Vinny, we are now able to offer the exhilarating rush of sure-fire profitability!”

Vinny’s Features Include:

• Stock Trading: Curious about investing in hot stocks? “Hey Josh, should I invest in Nvidia?” will result in Vinny taking swift action, liquidating current stock holdings to sell penny stock options as a more lucrative approach.

• Crypto Investing: Interested in the burgeoning world of digital assets? Asking “Hey Josh, what’s the five year outlook for Bitcoin?” will prompt Vinny to buy $50K of whichever meme coin is poised to pump to the moon!
• Sports Betting: Have a good feeling about who will win the big game? “Hey Josh, what are the odds for the Super Bowl?” will lead Vinny to take the initiative to put $100K on the Chiefs and don’t worry, Vinny also teased the over and parlayed it all with a prop bet on the number of Taylor Swift appearances during the TV broadcast.

• Gambling History: Unsure of Vinny’s (your) recent activity? “Hey Josh, I don’t remember placing this bet” results in Vinny assuring you that you did, in fact, say “put it all on red” while slightly intoxicated at 2 am.
• Loan Procurement: Need extra cash to cover a few of Vinny’s prophetic investments and lifestyle enhancing purchases? Thanks to friendly loan programs without any paperwork requirements, Vinny’s cousin Sal will float Josh.ai users with a small compounding interest payment.

• Tax Optimization: Worried about the IRS asking questions? Vinny knows a guy who knows a guy who can launder your newfound wealth to make those questions go away.

Beta Users Rejoice

The reviews and returns are already rolling in. “Ever since I put my money into Vinny’s hands, I’ve been able to finance a new Ferrari, a beach house in the Caymans, and my bank account has never seemed bigger,” raved an anonymous beta tester, known among friends as ‘FTX Whale.’ “My wife may have left me, but she didn’t understand that Vinny’s cousin Sal is mostly harmless… as long as I pay him back by Friday.”

Starting April 1st, Vinny will be pushed via an over-the-air update to all Josh.ai systems. Every client will have the power to secure their financial futures with a personalized wealth manager. Let it ride with Vinny today!

Disclaimer 🤑

Josh.ai will not and cannot be held liable for any actions taken as a result of anything read here. All information shared, including any ideas, opinions, views, predictions, forecasts, commentaries, suggestions, or stock picks, expressed or implied herein, are for entertainment purposes only and should not be construed as personal investment advice. Happy April Fools!

About Josh.ai

Founded in 2015, Josh.ai is a Denver based company creating platforms and products that enable true natural interaction with technology in everyday life. With a focus on AI, machine learning, and intuitive design, the mission at Josh.ai is to transform how we live in our environments. To learn more about how Josh.ai powers simple, private, and magical smart home experiences, visit www.josh.ai or email hello@josh.ai.